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Posted on 15th Apr at 8:25 PM, with 1,712 notes

russiangovernment:

its a metaphor. you put the dick between your lips but dont give it the power to cum

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:25 PM, with 53,848 notes
lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
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lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:24 PM, with 58,218 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:24 PM, with 266,988 notes

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:24 PM, with 65,347 notes

lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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Posted on 15th Apr at 5:37 PM, with 23,337 notes
sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

Posted on 15th Apr at 5:36 PM, with 82,053 notes

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

Posted on 13th Apr at 10:00 PM
Anonymous asked: Just wanted to hear him sing didn't mean to cause problems & you didn't need to be a rude human

she was joking dont worry about it but maybe sometime in the future, id rather know whos asking before i do post tho lol

Posted on 13th Apr at 4:54 AM, with 134,320 notes

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

Posted on 13th Apr at 2:49 AM, with 129,765 notes
teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital
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teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

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